Woman™ Version 51.0 Is Now Live at McSweeney’s

Apparently, the road to McSweeney’s was paved with night sweats, deteriorating impulse control, a metabolism that has entered Museum Mode, and knees upgraded to Dolby Surround.

I’m delighted to have my humor piece “Release Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0” published in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

It’s the software update nobody asked for: a comprehensive list of the new features, known issues, security upgrades, and user-recommended workarounds that arrive when you become a woman over 50.

Some features cannot be disabled.

Read “Release Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0” at McSweeney’s →

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